FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS

The digital world has its own fun, that we share by electronic means. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes are here to cheer you up. When you feel your friend is feeling low, put status from this collection to change his mood a little lighter, a little brighter.

funny whatsapp status and quotes

SAY BYE-BYE TO SADNESS

Sad emotions are meant to change so why not use WhatsApp and bring a smile on your cute sad face. Spreading laughter is always a good choice when you care for one.

HUMOR IS ALL YOU NEED TO TACKLE WITH STUPID PEOPLE

Humor is needed in life to share the moments, and to cheer the blues. Whatsapp status is no longer stay more than 24 hours but one moment of the smile on the face of your dear ones is all worth it.

FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS AND QUOTES TO CHEER THE SOUL

Low spirits need a kick to get started, Our this collection of WhatsApp funny status is surely going to be the one!! Hilarious and witty status going to make your day. Entertain your family and friends by having some time that’s low on nerves yet lighter for the soul. Fulfill the demands and have a hysterical laugh.

funny whatsapp status and quotes

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360+ FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS AND QUOTES

funny whatsapp status and quotes

  • I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  •  I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
  •  I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  •  I wish I could mute people in real life.
  • I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
  •  Dear problems… Please give me a discount… I am a regular customer.
  •  Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
  •  Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
  •  Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  •  You can never buy love, but still, you have to pay for it.
  •  I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
  •  I’m too lazy to stop being lazy. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes

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  •  If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
  •  I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
  •  I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.
  •  I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
  •  I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.
  •  Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!
  •  Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
  •  Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
  •  I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
  •  I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  •  I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
  •  “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”
  •  Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. funny WhatsApp status and quotes

funny whatsapp status and quotes

  •  Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  •  The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
  •  You can either be right, or you can be the husband.
  •  In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.
  •  Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.
  •  Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
  •  Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up
  •  I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  •  The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  •  I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
  •  Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
  •  Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
  •  I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
  •  I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes

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  •  I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
  •  I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.
  •  Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  •  Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
  •  Hey, you are reading my status again?
  •  Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
  •  Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  •  Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.
  •  If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.
  •  So you’re checking my status
  •  My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  •  Say it to my face, not through your status.
  •  Stop checking my status better you have your own.
  •  WAIT! Do you have an appointment to see my status?
  •  Not always Available… Try your luck. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

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  •  Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”
  •  Battery low, please disturb later.
  •  It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  •  Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!
  •  Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
  •  Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.
  •  Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
  •  I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
  •  I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  •  When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.
  •  If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
  •  Sometimes, life gives you a second chance because just maybe the first time you weren’t ready. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

 

  •  Always Give 100%, Unless You’re Donating Blood.
  •  I Was reminded that my blood type is BE POSITIVE!
  •  I am blood type O-positive, which I remember by staying ‘optimistic positive.’
  •  I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
  •  It’s not the fault of the mirror if you don’t like your reflection.
  •  I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.
  •  I don’t have time to hate the people who hate me because I’m busy loving the people who love me.
  •  Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
  •  Dear stress, let’s break up. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

 

  •  I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete some people, some memories, and some feelings.
  • I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended. Please be patient I will get to you shortly. Lol
  •  Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
  •  Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
  •  I’m physically, emotionally and mentally exhausted.
  •  Physically Mentally Emotionally TIRED.
  •  Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.
  •  When You’re Downie Eat A Brownie!
  •  Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, the hardest thing in the world.
  •  Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
  •  My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
  •  Never judge the book by its movie.
  •  It’s always the wrong person who teaches you the right things in life.
  •  I know who I am, you have no need to explain.
  •  I’m a sweet Lil girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!
  •  Relax, it’s the weekend, just don’t blink or it will be all over.
  •  Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
  •  I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early.
  •  At night, I can’t sleep. In the morning, I can’t wake up. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.
  •  Friends are forever until they get in a relationship. :p
  •  We live in an era of smartphones and stupid people.
  •  When I die, I want my grave to offer free WiFi so people will visit more often.
  •  I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me.
  •  If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
  •  When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
  •  Smiles are contagious… Be a carrier!
  •  Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
  •  Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  •  Brain: Be patient. Heart: Until when?
  •  My road to success is always under construction.
  •  May my haters live long to see my success.
  •  Society is fun. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you.
  •  It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me.
  •  I Smile Because I have No Idea What’s Going On!
  •  I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
  •  I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  •  Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
  •  Please God if you can’t make me slim make my friends FAT!!!
  •  The only thing I gained so far in this year is weight
  •  My six-pack is protected by a layer of fat.
  •  I didn’t lose my mind… I just sold it online!
  •  Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
  •  For Sale: BRAIN. Used less, Perfect working condition Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow, I fractured my motivation.
  •  My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
  •  SALARY – Something which comes at 2G speed and goes away at 4G speed
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”
  •  My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  •  I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.
  •  I wish my wallet came with free refills.
  • Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
  •  Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
  •  Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90-year-old, the body of a 20-year-old, and the energy of a 3-year-old.
  •  I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
  •  I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
  •  The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
  •  Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
  •  I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
  •  It’s alright if you don’t agree with me… I can’t force you to be right.
  •  If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
  •  I’m born to express, not to impress.
  •  Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going.
  •  I don’t need the Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
  •  My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle and definitely lost.
  •  My Prince Charming is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding on a turtle somewhere really confused…
  •  I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
  •  If someone hates you for no reason give them a reason.
  •  A man is not rewarded for having a brain but for using it well.
  •  I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
  •  I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
  •  I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
  •  Choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.
  •  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
  •  Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it.
  •  The most common cause of stress nowadays is dealing with idiots. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  A wise man can always be found alone. A weak man can always be found in a crowd.
  •  Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
  •  Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken.
  •  When nothing goes right, go left.
  •  If you can’t convince them to confuse them.
  •  I let my haters be my motivators.
  •  I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself that I never knew about. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

funny whatsapp status and quotes

  •  If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.
  •  If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
  •  Don’t trust everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar!!
  •  Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
  •  It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you or speak to you.
  •  I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
  •  I have not failed. I’ve just found 10000 ways that won’t work.
  •  Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes

  •  If nobody hates you, then you are doing something boring.
  •  One mistake and everyone judges you
  •  47% of all statistics are worthless.
  •  70% boy Have GF, other than Have Brain!
  •  80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% of boys have a brain.
  •  A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  •  S.S – Come late and start sleeping.
  •  Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it to increase my friend list.
  •  Alcohol will give a different type of power!
  •  All the life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
  •  Always be positive. “Trips down the stairs” Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
  •  Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  •  At least mosquito’s are attracted to me. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Attitude is like underwear. Don’t show it just wore it.
  •  Be Strong I Whispered To My WiFi Signal.
  •  Being Someone’s First Love May Be Great But To Be Their Last Is Beyond Perfect.
  •  Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
  •  The brain is Work More. When you can use it.
  •  Coins always make a sound, but the currency notes are still silent! That’s why I’m still calm and quiet.
  •  Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  •  Create your visual style. Let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
  •  Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.

 

  •  Dear God, there is a bug in your software. It’s called Monday; please fix it. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes for you.

  •  Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
  •  Do not drink and park accidents cause people
  •  Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
  •  Doing nothing is a tough thing to do. You never know when to finish.
  •  Don’t call me then if You are men!
  •  Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.
  •  Don’t you like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  •  Don’t like my attitude? Report me on who cares about dot com.
  •  Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.” Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Drink until you become the greatest philosopher in your world!
  •  Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
  •  Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.
  •  Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
  •  Everyone is beautiful in their way because God makes no mistakes.
  •  Everyone says you fall in love only ones, But I fall daily with the same person.
  •  Facebook is like a prison, you write on walls and get poked but people you don’t know.
  •  Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall. Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.
  •  Facebook should have an ‘Enemy List’. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  God is creative, I mean. Just look at me.
  •  Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call. Turns volume too loud – Nobody calls all day!
  •  For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
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  •  Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
  •  I got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
  •  Hey, where WhatsApp is using me.
  •  High Power Come, with High voltage Current! Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Hmmm, this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add LOL at the end.
  •  I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle.  He’s also dreaming.
  •  I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
  •  I didn’t change; I just grew up.
  •  I didn’t fall. It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
  •  I don’t drink alcohol! But Feel Awesome.
  •  I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  •  I had over a billion Pounds today then the alarm destroyed my dream.
  •  I hate math, but I love counting money. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.
  •  I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

 

  •  I need a good Wifi & Wife.
  •  I know what you’re doing right now. You’re reading on my wall, right!
  •  I love buying new things, but I hate spending money.
  •  I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
  •  I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I miss the days when you could push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phones.
  •  I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.
  •  I shampoo can be rich-looking why can’t we.
  •  I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
  •  I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  •  I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  •  I was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.
  •  I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I wish my book of life were written in pencil. There are a few pages I would like to erase.
  •  I want to my wallet came with free refills.
  •  I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.
  •  I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
  •  I’m fresh, but global warming made me very hot.
  •  I’m going on a date with my pillow Goodnight.
  •  I’m in my bed; you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.
  •  I’m in shape. Round is a shape. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
  •  I’m not arguing, I’m tried to explaining why I’m Right.
  •  I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
  •  I’m not lazy; I’m on energy saving mode.
  •  I’m not running away from hard work. I’m too lazy to run.
  •  I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.
  •  I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  If A Hug Tell How Much I Love You, I Will Hold You In My Arms Forever.
  •  If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking.
  •  If common sense is so common, why are there so many people without it?
  •  If I am wired with you, then I like you.
  •  If I can look beautiful in my Adhaar card, I bet I am handsome.
  •  If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys.
  •  If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
  •  If the brain is dominant, why doesn’t everyone use it?
  •  If the school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking. Funny Whatsapp status and quotes

  •  If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  •  If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  •  If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
  •  It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.
  •  It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
  •  It’s always fun to look back five years old photo of ourselves.
  •  It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  •  It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
  •  Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
  •  Life is Short – chat Fast! Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
  •  Light travels faster than sound. That’s why people appear bright until they speak.
  •  Love Is When You Look Into Someone’s Eye And See Everything You Ever Need.
  •  Marriage is subject to market risk.
  •  Marriage is the cause of divorce.

  •  May I go to the toilet = I’m fu**ing bored.
  •  Maybe the love of my life got stuck in a c*ndom.
  •  Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  •  Most men use the word “Finally” after getting a divorce!
  •  Most of the fruits I know now are just because of the shampoo I use.
  •  Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
  •  My “last seen at” was to check your “last seen at”.
  •  My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
  •  My humor is beyond your understanding. Isn’t that funny.
  •  My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  •  My love doesn’t sleep; it keeps on looking for you with its eyes open.
  •  My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  •  My study schedule: Study -10 min Rest – 1 Hr.

  •  My style is unique, don’t copy it plz!
  •  My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.
  •  Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.
  •  Never steal. The government hates competition.
  •  Never think well you have done, therefore wait for the results.
  •  Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
  •  No matter how strong a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  •  No, I didn’t trip. The floor looked like. It needed a hug!
  •  Not always “Available”. Try your Luck. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Oh, Please. Don’t copy my status.
  •  People that Change Love status after 30 Sec. GF is the Reason.
  •  Please don’t forget to smile?
  •  Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  •  Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, and who the hell are you?
  •  Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.
  •  Save paper, don’t do homework.
  •  Save water – Drink beer! Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status.
  •  Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
  •  Sleep till you are hungry. Eat till you are sleepy.
  •  Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
  •  Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
  •  Some people have “aha” moments, I have “Oh Seriously?” moments.
  •  Sometimes, all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
  •  Sometimes, I look at you and wonder how you can be so cute all the time.
  •  Sometimes, you succeed, and other times you learn.
  •  Speaking is more comfortable than doing in reality.
  •  Success is the by-product of your position.
  •  Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Teamwork is essential; it helps to blame someone else.
  •   The best way to create your future is to create it.
  •  The brain is the best worker. When you can use it.
  •  The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  •  The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
  •  The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the issue.
  •  The problem with some people is that they exist.
  •  The reason why I change my status every day is my GF wants me to do that. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well. Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
  •  They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.
  •  This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
  •  Time is precious; waste it wisely.
  •  To save water, I drink Vodka.
  •  Today morning, when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  •  available! Please disturb me.
  •  Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
  •  Want to hug Yoho so tight. That even air couldn’t fill the space between us.
  •  We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Whatsapp users never die; they go offline.
  •  When I die, some people_ are going to get haunted.
  •  When I drink alcohol. Everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But.When I drink Fanta. No one says I’m fantastic.
  •  When I was born. The devil said, ”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  •  When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the.
  •  When nothing goes right. Go left! Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome, you’re me.
  •  When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, it becomes the enemy.
  •  Which exercise machine do I need to impress a girl? The trainer said ATM.
  •  Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body.
  •  Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
  •  Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  •  You can never buy Love. But still, you have to pay for it.
  •  You Can Push Them Away, But People Who Love You Will Always Choose To Stay.
  •  You can’t please everyone; you’re not a Nutella jar. Funny WhatsApp status and quotes

  •  Your coolness requires proper status to show them to the world.
  •  You won’t believe how fast my heart beats when I don’t see you.
  •  You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
  •  Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
  •  Zombies are looking for a brain. Don’t worry. You’re safe.

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